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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Grandfather's simple changes reversed pre-diabetes diagnosis that left him 'petrified' - AOL.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Geoff Keighley's Summer Game Fest Seems Unstoppable - Push Square

Next, they tried...

No go.

No way

Cannabis can pack an unexpected punch for older users, experts warn - OregonLive.com

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Watch: Netanyahu's First Remark After US Bombs Iran Nuclear Sites - NDTV

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

A hidden 'super-Earth' exoplanet is dipping in and out of its habitable zone - Space

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Trump administration’s deep cuts to public health leave system reeling - PBS

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Who has gotten cured from a stage 4 breast cancer? The oncologist told her she would never be cured.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do we still feel attached or jealous when a covert narcissist moves on, even after realizing their toxicity and the suffering they caused?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

What is after school detention like in your school?

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Do interviewers discriminate against a candidate if he or she is overweight (assuming physical fitness is NOT part of the job requirements)?