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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:54

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Grandfather's simple changes reversed pre-diabetes diagnosis that left him 'petrified' - AOL.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Geoff Keighley's Summer Game Fest Seems Unstoppable - Push Square
Next, they tried...
No go.
No way
Cannabis can pack an unexpected punch for older users, experts warn - OregonLive.com
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Watch: Netanyahu's First Remark After US Bombs Iran Nuclear Sites - NDTV
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
A hidden 'super-Earth' exoplanet is dipping in and out of its habitable zone - Space
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Trump administration’s deep cuts to public health leave system reeling - PBS
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Who has gotten cured from a stage 4 breast cancer? The oncologist told her she would never be cured.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
What is after school detention like in your school?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...